This post helps if you imagine it being yelled to you by Bernie Mac (R.I.P.)
What is WRONG with you motherfuckers that can’t seem to grasp this idea?
I don’t understand men who think it’s perfectly adequate to flush the commode before or during their urination, and then walk away afterward, often times leaving a bowl full of piss behind them. The fuck is wrong with you people?
Flush the fucking toilet after you use it. It’s as simple as that. It doesn’t matter if you flushed it before you used it, flush it again after you used it. It’s not calculus, it’s not even fucking math. It’s a simple concept of disposing of your waste for the sanitation and consideration of others. I will never understand why there are people who can’t seem to grasp this very simple concept.
Do these people flush before a bowel movement and not flush afterwards? Do they throw their food in the trash can before they eat it? Do they start their cars before pumping fuel? Probably not, because all of the above are fairly bad ideas and kind of out of order.
Why, in these fucked up peoples’ minds, is it acceptable and okay to leave their urine behind?? I simply do not understand this, and feel that not only the people who demonstrate such behavior should all be exiled on a desert island accessible only by Somalian pirates, but one or two generations of their predecessors as well, for engraining such an ass-backward behavior onto them.
