I’m one of those guys who will often use his own vernacular around people, with the expectations that they should understand it. A part of me derives pleasure from the random reactions I get from people, after I have to explain my choice of words to them, and it’s even better when they begin to integrate it into their own vocabulary for future use. Such is one of those instances.
- Barry Bonds’ home run record will always have a butthole next to it.
- That’s not the final price, see the butthole next to the MSRP?
- No, you don’t use the X key for multiplication, you use the butthole key.
If you haven’t gotten it yet, buttholes are a euphemism for asterisks, since in a twisted kind of way, they kind of look like them. Starfish, pinwheels, or whatever. I call them buttholes. Look no further than the crown jewel of guerrilla marketing at its best.