See this baseball cap? I want this baseball cap. I must have this baseball cap.
It is a piece of bacon. ON A BASEBALL CAP. A totally legit, NewEra baseball cap.
I have to have this.
There’s one problem, though. They’re the baseball cap of the Lehigh Valley Iron Pigs, a minor-league team of the Triple-A level. I’ve been to Allentown PA, to see the home of the Iron Pigs, late last season; nice park, in spite of Nazi-like park employees. The problem is however, the Lehigh Valley Iron Pigs are affiliates of the Philadelphia Phillies. As an Atlanta Braves fan, I very much dislike the Phillies, and if it were up to me, I would like to not support them in any capacity.
But this cap. It has a piece of bacon on it.