Assist goes to Miss Emma, firstly. But seriously, this guy was the creeper of all creeps. Hitting on a 4/10 Japanese girl at the bar, head all tilted weird and contorted. Drinking Yuengling out of a fucking goblet, and eating cheese fries like a six-year old eating spaghetti, allowing it to hang out of his mouth before sloppily snaring it in. But mostly the tilted head, and the “I’m so hot and I know you want to do me” attitude that might not be conveyed as well through photograph. Sadly, because of the quality that he’s so engrossing himself with, he may actually get lucky, but otherwise, the hipster hoodie, ironic t-shirt, messy hair, jew nose, and beady drunk eyes simply anoint this young man, as the creepiest guy ever at trivia.
