On my way home from the airport after an afternoon in Charlotte, North Carolina, I was getting tailgated by a BMW. This comes as no surprise as scientifically proven, 100% of BMW drivers are douchebags. To make matters worse, I could see in the rearview mirror that it was a black guy with a big gold watch, leaned over across the passenger seat like black guys stereotypically position themselves while driving. Since I see absolutely no point in altering my driving stance to accommodate a douchebag, I maintain the course, and they can pass me when it’s convenient for them. Eventually, the opportunity presents itself, and he blows past me. His license plate reads “BLCKCZR.” If this is trying to say “Black Czar,” which was the first thought that popped into my head, my head just exploded. It’s like racism, hypocrisy, wrapped in more racism, encased in a douchebaggy BMW. Incredible.
