Hulk Hogan’s mustache classified as new lifeform
I’m not sure how the topic of this came up, but for whatever reason, I was reminded of this brilliant Fark headline back many years ago. As short as it was, it got right to the point and hit on all the metaphorical cylinders – nostalgia, current events, and love for lobsters. It’s still floating around my idea of the bar set for what makes a good headline, to this very day.