I feel like Woody Harrelson in zombieland, but instead of the futile search for a twinkie, it’s the futile search for fucking manual transmission cars to test drive this weekend. Seriously, I’ve literally found only one car out of the five candidates I’d like to test out, and that’s between many dealerships. Jesus christ, you’d think a city with 4 million black people would have more stick shifts, but I guess they’re all already bought and/or stolen by now.