There’s a time in every man’s (or woman’s) life where they watch something very graphic, disturbing, unusual (usually some fucked-up porn), and they can’t take their eyes off of it. And when it’s finally over, the man stands up and then realizes that he has, an erection (women, the horny equivalent). Despite the unfathomable visuals just seen, somewhere, unconsciously, it appeals to some deep-down carnal, primal desires, manifesting into an unexpected arousal.
I call bullshit to anyone I know who says this has never happened to them.
Today, jupe sends me this link for this video of Four Loko Chili. And watching through this abomination creation and subsequent consumption of this dietary nightmare, my mind was telling me “jesus christ” but my stomach was letting me know that somewhere in my digestive system, is a food boner popping up. Deep down, I want to be friends with these guys so I could partake in such epic culinary creations.
It’s not even the fact that Four Loko is mentioned in this that made it interesting, in fact, I could very well do without any more Four Loko in my entire life for the matter. But everything prior to the incorporation of the Four Loko would be something I would totally be down trying, and willing to stuff my face with. It’s completely the opposite direction that any normal human being should be headed, but I find that eventually, the food boner must be dealt with.
