Ain’t nothing like waking up to the sounds of your parents fighting. I don’t care what anyone says, you’re never too old to not be bothered by this kind of bullshit.
Man, and I was having a hilariously nerdy Family Guy dream. Peter Griffin was picking lottery numbers, and wanted to cheat and create his own lottery balls rigged to have his pick of numbers. When Joe and Bonnie appeared in the dream, it turned disturbingly sexual, when Bonnie exclaimed that her ass could create the numbered balls. After the initial sexual innuendos and double and triple entendres, it ended with an awkward silence, and then Joe saying “no seriously, Peter. Stick the balls up Bonnie’s butt.” After Peter resisted, Joe did his usual flip out of “STICK THE BALLS UP BONNIE’S ASS!!!”
Only having one ping pong ball, Peter proceeded to stick it up Bonnie’s ass. After some awkward noises, Bonnie popped the ball back out. Printed on the ball was “116.” And then Peter right clicked the ball and clicked on view source. It was all ASP. And for some reason, it required 22 lines of code to print the number 116 onto a ping pong ball. Joe, Peter, and I laughed, Bonnie facepalmed with her typical Jennifer Tilly voice, and Peter said “betcha can’t wait to do THAT six more times, Bonnie!”
Laughs ensued. And then I woke up. 5 cents or 5 dollars. Either way, this trip is already not worth it.
