Today, as I was walking down the street to get some lunch, I found a twenty dollar bill on the ground. Awesome.
This was in front of a strip club. lol.
Fortunately, it was folded horizontally instead of vertically, so I know that this wasn’t ever at any point wedged into a stripper’s garter belt or vagina, and comes smeared with the herp or chlamydia. It was probably some asshole taxi driver’s, or some drunk bro’s or something like that. But mine now.
After deliberating it for the better part of the last few months, I finally purchased an iPad today. I saw an ebay deal of the day on brand-new iPads, and seeing as how it wasn’t the retail cost of $500, I saw fit to pounce on the deal while it was available, because I missed out on the last time they were available at this price. Given the fact that I don’t have to pay for shipping or the 8% Georgia sales tax, I think I saved myself about $80.
Hell, add the free strip club twenty, and let’s say I just saved a cool even $100 on an iPad, and even more when I combine all the cash I’ve come upon over the last month from writing, selling old car parts, and selling cheap baseball memorabilia.
Now if only I can really figure out what the heck I’m going to do with this iPad once it comes in, I’d be golden.
