No, I did not neglect to change out the character silhouette. It just so happened that another Lux player who went off the handle.
I knew this was eventually going to happen, but I didn’t expect it to be so soon, honestly. But in this edition of League of Lobby, the rager just so happened to be on the winning team, that I was thankful to be a part of, because I like to win, and it’s a safe bet that many of these won’t frequently come out of losing efforts, because regardless of the gg’s I may type, I’m usually disappointed after a loss, and wish not to engage people in the post-lobby.
Regardless, contextually, our team won on the strength of two AD carries, and TANKLU played by yours truly. We also had a Lux, who is about one of the easiest characters to use in an ARAM game, and a Zac player who was a little too timid to do his job and absorb punishment, in spite of his 4,000+ hit points. Regardless, we won the match, but our Lux didn’t take so kindly to some criticism in her direction in the midst of the game, like imploring her to not stand in Karthus’s defiled earth, or follow directly in the poison smoke of Singed.
Instead of trying to logically argue, or admit their shortcomings, they did the next most natural response: fight back with vitriol. And might I once again state, that we’re all on the winning team.
Welcome to the League of Lobby!
*user names changed with discretion, mostly because I don’t want the chance of these psychotic high-schoolers googling themselves, finding my brog, and tracking me down and going Columbine on my home.
danny joined the room.
MarvAlbertYESSSS joined the room.
DropkickMurphboats joined the room.
josep joined the room.
isdude joined the room.
acrappycarmaker joined the room.
DarrenAronofsky joined the room.danny: semi tanklu ftw
MarvAlbertYESSSS: bye ashe ^-^
shane: 18/12/18 compared to her 9/12/23
shane: But I’m bad.
MarvAlbertYESSSS: the way you play
shane: And her ult hits 1/3rd the lane.
MarvAlbertYESSSS: is bad
MarvAlbertYESSSS: bro
shane: bro
MarvAlbertYESSSS: doneski
MarvAlbertYESSSS: bai
shane: They way you play terribly is terrible.
shane: horriblewitzski
DropkickMurphboats: guys stop fighting im starting to cry
MarvAlbertYESSSS: you seriously
MarvAlbertYESSSS: suck
MarvAlbertYESSSS: lol
shane: you bad
shane: and mad
shane: cuz you bad
MarvAlbertYESSSS: why do you have such an expensive skin?
DropkickMurphboats: its just like when my sister raped my dog
shane: on sale
shane: like a champ
shane: broski
MarvAlbertYESSSS: man
MarvAlbertYESSSS: youre so bad
shane: woman
MarvAlbertYESSSS: its like
DropkickMurphboats: why couldnt she leave buttercup alone
shane: you so bad
MarvAlbertYESSSS: bad sad mad
shane: get in the kitchen
shane: cuz you must be a girl
shane: girls don’t game
danny: they don’t fart either
MarvAlbertYESSSS: but
MarvAlbertYESSSS: you
MarvAlbertYESSSS: did
MarvAlbertYESSSS: so
MarvAlbertYESSSS: bad
MarvAlbertYESSSS: and
MarvAlbertYESSSS: you got caught
DropkickMurphboats: i remember the good ole days when my family owned people and land not just people
MarvAlbertYESSSS: by ramus
MarvAlbertYESSSS: oh
MarvAlbertYESSSS: so
MarvAlbertYESSSS: yeah
shane: You got caught by rammus… over and over and over.
MarvAlbertYESSSS: no
shane: And stood in Karthus **** over and over and over.
shane: yes.
MarvAlbertYESSSS: you literally got caught
MarvAlbertYESSSS: he would zone me out
MarvAlbertYESSSS: difference there bro
danny: in all fairness it’s easier to catch ashe than a lux
MarvAlbertYESSSS: if he runs through all of you
danny: ashe has only ult
MarvAlbertYESSSS: and im in the back
danny: lux has Q
MarvAlbertYESSSS: OMG
MarvAlbertYESSSS: WAAAAWWW
shane: Luz has slow and root.
MarvAlbertYESSSS: cos my snare
shane: Ashe has slow.
MarvAlbertYESSSS: is going to
DropkickMurphboats: rammus ran faster than thunder- thunder is a 42 year old black man i ride into town for supplies
MarvAlbertYESSSS: go well against ramus
MarvAlbertYESSSS: you are retarded
MarvAlbertYESSSS: you have more of a slow
MarvAlbertYESSSS: than i do
MarvAlbertYESSSS: and you played an auto attack champ
shane: you have root
shane: yet you got caught
MarvAlbertYESSSS: proving
shane: over and over.
MarvAlbertYESSSS: your worthless
MarvAlbertYESSSS: its a snare
MarvAlbertYESSSS: a
shane: Lux is FAR superior to Ashe in ARAM
MarvAlbertYESSSS: and b
DropkickMurphboats: i like rusty spoooons\
danny: i’m glad we won
shane: I “played” an auto attack champ.
MarvAlbertYESSSS: lolololol
shane: Like I decided this.
danny: but i do believe ashe was more efficient than lux was
MarvAlbertYESSSS: its asge
MarvAlbertYESSSS: asge
MarvAlbertYESSSS: ashe
MarvAlbertYESSSS: auto
shane: I bet you like the heat.
MarvAlbertYESSSS: attack
danny: it’s way easy to kite with lux than it is ashe
shane: And California Chrome.
shane: Because they’re losers like you.
MarvAlbertYESSSS: youre calling someone on a game a loser
MarvAlbertYESSSS: but youre on that game
DropkickMurphboats: have you ever wondered why you cant marry someone even if they are dead?
MarvAlbertYESSSS: at least im not bad like you are
shane: You lose.
shane: Loser.
shane: Move along.
MarvAlbertYESSSS: lol
MarvAlbertYESSSS: im such a loser
danny: we’re all winners
MarvAlbertYESSSS: except ashe
danny: because i BOlieved in us
MarvAlbertYESSSS: that guy
MarvAlbertYESSSS: probably sucks a mean ****
shane: You root for the Heat, don’t you?
DropkickMurphboats: imagine i kill beyonce and then make her my wife
shane: cramping up like it’s your time of the month.
DropkickMurphboats: the **** is jayz going to do about it
MarvAlbertYESSSS: i feel like you think these things will offend me
MarvAlbertYESSSS: nothing changes
MarvAlbertYESSSS: how bad
MarvAlbertYESSSS: you are
MarvAlbertYESSSS: and i will sleep tonight
MarvAlbertYESSSS: ever so soundly
MarvAlbertYESSSS: with dead beyonce
danny: he’ll buy another basketball team with the money saved
MarvAlbertYESSSS: next to me
DropkickMurphboats: she is lying
shane: And I will sleep with your mother.
MarvAlbertYESSSS: her succulent corpse
DropkickMurphboats: females dont sleep
DropkickMurphboats: they recharge
DropkickMurphboats: they are machines from hell
MarvAlbertYESSSS: you can sleep with my mom
MarvAlbertYESSSS: i dont mind
shane: Anyone can.
shane: she’s a whore.
MarvAlbertYESSSS: that would be true
MarvAlbertYESSSS: if my mom was still alive
MarvAlbertYESSSS: murph killed her
danny: this conversation got dark real quick
MarvAlbertYESSSS: so he could **** her
MarvAlbertYESSSS: its fucked up man
shane: And pimps out her dead body.
MarvAlbertYESSSS: fucked up world
shane: Making her a whore.
MarvAlbertYESSSS: drisen makes this less funny
MarvAlbertYESSSS: danny
shane: You made the game less funny.
MarvAlbertYESSSS: says amusing things
MarvAlbertYESSSS: …. got me
MarvAlbertYESSSS: lul
danny: well it was funnier when you were bickering
danny: its like i want to post that gif of michael jackson watching a movie eating popcorn with a big grin on his face
danny: because it’s what you use on message boards when you want to visually exclaim your enjoyment of a trainwreck
danny: like this
danny: http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view5/2837510/michael-jackson-eating-popcorn-o.gif
MarvAlbertYESSSS: wanna
MarvAlbertYESSSS: see
MarvAlbertYESSSS: some modeling i did
MarvAlbertYESSSS: http://www.oddee.com/_media/imgs/articles2/a97771_katsumi7.jpg
MarvAlbertYESSSS: feed me and tell me im pretty
MarvAlbertYESSSS: i know youre all beating your ***** now
shane: I have filter on so I just see stars.
DropkickMurphboats: i was a moose once
danny: it starred out because i have filters on
shane: I’m going to imagine you said we’re beating our wives now.,
danny: but if it’s supposed to be eyes that would probably be correct
DropkickMurphboats: i used to run from rooftop to rooftop
DropkickMurphboats: being majestic and ****
shane: You were a roof moose?
DropkickMurphboats: then i jumped off the roof
DropkickMurphboats: and now im here
danny: man, you guys aren’t funny anymore
danny: see ya
It became pretty quickly apparent that MarvAlbert and DropkickMurphboats were pals in it together, but I have to say that I was enjoying the completely random quips that Murphboats was dropping here and there, before it started to take a really dark turn.
The point is that it doesn’t matter if you win or you lose, when people feel the necessity to believe that they’re better than others, trivial circumstances like team victory or team defeat are secondary to the glory of the individual.
