Sometimes, I think that people with certain names are predisposed to particular behavior. I can’t believe that I’m the only one who believes in this theory.
Since I’m obviously alluding to a particular name that’s the motivation for me even starting this brog post, I might as well just get it out there in the open: I’m under the belief that everyone named Gary is predisposed to being a monumental tool.*
*Except for Gary Dell’Abate, because, I love Baba Booey as I love most of the guys on the Howard Stern Show. But it’s not like there’s a generic image I can use to encapsulate all Garys, so might as well have gone with one of the more famous Garys.