There’s so many things to possibly say about this little gem that I would never have seen if it not for my friend Bunny, but for the sake of letting the “gawd, danny is such a racist” thermometer cool down a little bit, I’ll refrain.
But anyway, as if Atlanta needs to be the butt of any more jokes, here we have this embarrassing video that exists, because there are a lot of people that genuinely have no common sense when it comes to dealing with public transportation. Not only does it seem completely unnecessary and ironically depressing, it makes an attempt to create awareness that Atlanta, does in fact, have a WNBA team. I didn’t know the WNBA was even still around, too. And its mascot goes around cockblocking a bunch of MARTA users from being time efficient; seriously, if you don’t make an attempt to run after a bus or try to beat elevator doors, what happens afterwards? You waste time, end up late, and get shitcanned from Taco Bell.
Honestly, I’m not sure what’s worse – this video, or the fact that there are “subway fights” that show up with World Star Hip Hop watermarks on a weekly basis that are obviously happening at MARTA trains or stations.
But I’ll tell you what is gold – the comments on YouTube for this video. Saves me the trouble of having to say what everyone thinks:
The obvious ones:
Please tell me this is a joke. Way to represent a “world class” city.
Who says MARTA mismanages its money?
The comedian:
I like the part where Cee Lo is running to catch the bus.
Sad but true:
No way that is MARTA. Noone tried to sell me a CD for $5 and I didn’t see a single gun.
And of course we had to go there:
the only marta safety slide i know of is the slide action on a pistol, otherwise the blaks will mug you and if youre female also rape you.
