I didn’t think it would happen again so soon, but I guess it’s naive of me to have thought that poor behavior over the internet, much less while playing League of Legends, wasn’t bound to happen again at the drop of a hat. Needless to say, it brings great amusement to me, when people are willing to banter a little bit after a hard-fought match, and it’s apparently means for good brog content when things go bad; and since the flaw with the LoL community is that post-match lobbies are not monitored and logged by Riot, it’s the setting in which everyone feels comfortable saying everything they wouldn’t say under the watchful eye of big brother; which basically means horrible, intending-to-hurt and just plain bad things until the cows come home.
Laying down a little bit of groundwork – in matches in which someone begins to feel confident that victory is all but a sure thing, people tend to take to the all-chat function to typically make passive-aggressive remarks that exude arrogant cockiness. I don’t really care much for it, but pretty much everyone does it from time to time. Hypocritical of me to say, I’ve done it numerous times too, it’s just something that happens when nerds are engaged in competition, and the means to communicate with your opponents is present.
However, I try to limit it, because if there’s one thing I’ve learned from decades of being a sports fan much less a fan of competition, nothing is truly ever over until the competition is over. I’ve seen/been on my share of sporting games, Street Fighter games and other trite competitive engagements where the unexpected defeat occurs, snatched right out of the jaws of victory, to know this to be the truth.
That being said, few things suck more than losing when you thought victory was going to happen.
Sometimes, people are capable of admitting to their fallacy and eating crow; however, in most cases, it just results in frustration and anger. Pure, pure, unadulterated anger. Internet rage at its worst (best).
Transformation into an internet troll.
And in the case of League of Legends, they become, lobby trolls.
*user names changed with discretion, mostly because I don’t want the chance of these psychotic high-schoolers googling themselves, finding my brog, and tracking me down and going Columbine on my home.
A little bit of context:
- red type is our mark. Any references to “Vel” or “Velkoz” is him
- Silentbutdeadlies4 if “cho”
- Any references to “varus” is Monteljordan, who was ironically on the same losing squad as the trolls
- Any references to “heimer” is virginia
- Any references to “roy” or “mal” is me
danny joined the room.
BrookeHogan joined the room.
mightyorcawhale joined the room.
Silentbutdeadlies4 joined the room.
virginia joined the room.Ryanbadnidalee: omg
BrooklynBrawleronline: my back
Ryanbadnidalee: intense
danny: the comeback is real
BrooklynBrawleronline: well played sirs
BrookeHogan: what come back
Ryanbadnidalee: cho op
BrookeHogan: varus did **** all
Ryanbadnidalee: FREAKING OP
mightyorcawhale: gg
BrookeHogan: he never pushed
danny: lawl
danny: blamestorming at its best
Monteljordan: aye play better
Monteljordan: cry some where else
Silentbutdeadlies4: varus only went for kills
BrookeHogan: 8-11 play better
BrookeHogan: stfu
danny: we win
danny: you lost
BrookeHogan: gets carried
danny: 8-11 all day long
Silentbutdeadlies4: and ur gay
BrookeHogan: you got carried man
Monteljordan: gg guys
Silentbutdeadlies4: so that means u won nothing
danny: you still lost
BrookeHogan: stfu varus
BrookeHogan: ma
BrookeHogan: mal
BrookeHogan: you got carried
danny: hehe
danny: keep saying it it makes it even better
BrookeHogan: why are you proud
Silentbutdeadlies4: mal
virginia: Doesn’t change the fact that our screen said victory.
BrookeHogan: you didnt do ****
virginia: Suuuucks to be you guys.
Monteljordan: true
danny: i didn’t do a lot, but i did do ****
BrookeHogan: hiem stfu
BrookeHogan: 3-9
virginia: Varus, I think you did fine.
Monteljordan: you guys won that it lol
danny: mal’s not my type of role
BrookeHogan: both of you carried
virginia: You just had a toxic team.
Monteljordan: thx bro
danny: yeah, your vel is kind of toxic
danny: i’d report him
Monteljordan: im also drinking lol dont tell
BrookeHogan: lol im so drunk on weed
Silentbutdeadlies4: suck a nad
BrookeHogan: drink weed
BrookeHogan: smoke beer
BrookeHogan: im varus
danny: varus did fine
danny: cho too
carnage2690: and saraka!!! Lol
BrookeHogan: no varus did not do fine
Monteljordan: xD
BrookeHogan: he didnt push
danny: vel’s the one spamming all chat
Silentbutdeadlies4: ya but varus didnt take towers
BrookeHogan: spamming?
danny: that was his prerogative
BrookeHogan: i said you got lured once
BrookeHogan: YOU **** WIT
BrookeHogan: omg
danny: yet that’s once too many
BrookeHogan: so dumb
danny: whatever loser
Monteljordan: lol so mad
Silentbutdeadlies4: ******
Silentbutdeadlies4: ******
danny: i know right
BrookeHogan: ‘whatever loser’
virginia: Velkoz, I’m sure it’s well past your bed time. You may want to call it a night.l
danny: i have chat filter on, so all i see is stars
BrookeHogan: nice one
Silentbutdeadlies4: ‘whatever loser’
Monteljordan: sleep it off
Silentbutdeadlies4: ‘whatever loser’
danny: so you can cuss all you want, i can’t see it
Silentbutdeadlies4: ‘whatever loser’
Silentbutdeadlies4: ‘whatever loser’
Silentbutdeadlies4: ‘whatever loser’
Silentbutdeadlies4: ‘whatever loser’
Silentbutdeadlies4: ‘whatever loser’
Monteljordan: yay blocker
Silentbutdeadlies4: ‘whatever loser’
danny: lol, cho i actually complimented you too
BrookeHogan: hiem only has balls when his boy is here, cute
danny: but whatever
danny: loser
Silentbutdeadlies4: ‘whatever loser’
BrookeHogan: never talks but is tough at the end
BrookeHogan: nice
virginia: I’m not a he, first of all, and second, I have more balls than you’ll ever have. XOXO
danny: you guys are so cute
BrookeHogan: 3-9
danny: so angry
Silentbutdeadlies4: O ****
BrookeHogan: thats all i can say
Monteljordan: ahhhh burn
virginia: All I see is victory from where I’m sitting.
BrookeHogan: probably some fat *** chick
Monteljordan: get that man some water
virginia: Totally. I’m a huge blob.
danny: lol, you guys had 23 more kills than us
BrookeHogan: don’t have to tell me twice
virginia: If that makes you sleep better at night. XOXO
danny: you should have stomped us in like half the time
BrookeHogan: *****
BrookeHogan: we are ap
Monteljordan: yea cus we lost right vel lol
BrookeHogan: do you know how this game workds
BrookeHogan: works?
Monteljordan: dont tell him twice
BrookeHogan: varus
BrookeHogan: you threw stfu
Silentbutdeadlies4: u did
danny: yes varus was on our side
virginia: Varus didn’t throw.
Silentbutdeadlies4: u threw hard
danny: secret agent
danny: too bad he wasn’t wearing the skin
BrookeHogan: are you dumb?
Monteljordan: no my cover
virginia: You guys are just terribad.
BrookeHogan: all right you guys blow im done
virginia: You had the game and threw it.
BrookeHogan: no idea how this game works
Monteljordan: night vel xD love u
danny: admitting it is the first step to improvement
BrookeHogan: varus stfu
carnage2690: haha
BrookeHogan: trying to make friends with some fat *** chick
danny: sometimes you have to hit bottom in order to find the road to recovery
Monteljordan: love> hate
BrookeHogan: thirst *** *****
carnage2690: this is funny to read
danny: what if i like fat women
virginia: It really is.
Silentbutdeadlies4: he wants the flappy V
danny: i’m waiting for the chick who played katniss to gain 50 lbs
danny: then she’d be perfect
danny: soooo perfect
Monteljordan: lol
BrookeHogan: ***** trying to act funny
BrookeHogan: your game is wack
virginia: Better than acting butthurt over losing. <3
danny: who cares, it’s a game
Monteljordan: true
BrookeHogan: im tired of niggas like you getting carried then say you win
virginia: We did win.
Monteljordan: i not black tho
BrookeHogan: like honestly you did nothing
virginia: Like honestly, my screen says victory.
BrookeHogan: so what you win you did nothing
Silentbutdeadlies4: u rengar was the only reason
Monteljordan: u did something…. lose
virginia: So that’s a bummer for you.
Silentbutdeadlies4: ur*
BrookeHogan: virginia i dont think you understand
danny: i don’t care that i got carried
BrookeHogan: you cant act good
Monteljordan: i wish i was on the other team, there fun
danny: i’m still on the winning team
BrookeHogan: you are 3-9 as heim
BrookeHogan: how is that possible
virginia: BrookeHogan, I don’t think you understand. I won.
danny: wouldn’t you rather get drafted into the US army than like pakistan’s?
BrookeHogan: carried
Monteljordan: he did win
virginia: That’s gotta burn with that 3/9, huh?
danny: i mean really now
virginia: That you lost?
BrookeHogan: roy you are so dumb
danny: i’d rather get drafted onto the winning side 10 times out of 10
BrookeHogan: roy you are so dumb
BrookeHogan: just stop
danny: i’m not the one trying to logically explain why it’s okay to lose
Monteljordan: were all pointing and laughing at vel
virginia: We really are.
danny: funny, so was our team
BrookeHogan: point and laugh *****
BrookeHogan: you guys blow
danny: blew you away, i know
carnage2690: lol
BrookeHogan: like honestly only reason we lost is varus
BrookeHogan: if we had a good varus we could have won
virginia: From where I’m sitting, Varus has a better record than you. Just saying.
Monteljordan: true
BrookeHogan: he can kill
Monteljordan: facts
Silentbutdeadlies4: ***** i had a better record
BrookeHogan: but doesn’t push objectives
danny: varus needs a chiropractor from carrying you guys, but i’m sure he doesn’t really care about the result anymore
danny: cho could use one too, but he’s being mean too
Monteljordan: lmfao
Silentbutdeadlies4: *****
BrookeHogan: cho is my ***** man
Silentbutdeadlies4: aqua *****
Monteljordan: we did hella good
Monteljordan: cho was boss
BrookeHogan: roy is trying to get in dat flappy *****
BrookeHogan: of virginias
danny: i so am
danny: i’m convinced she’s jennifer Lawrence
danny: you know celebrities play lol too
danny: like the kid from walking dead
BrookeHogan: ***** licking her *** to get approval
Silentbutdeadlies4: hos name is carl
BrookeHogan: from a fat *** *****
Silentbutdeadlies4: his*
Monteljordan: who from walking dead?
Monteljordan: no way
danny: the kid
Silentbutdeadlies4: ricks kid is carl
danny: carl
virginia: If the best you can do is call me fat, I feel bad for you bro.
danny: yeah man, katniss is thin
BrookeHogan: virginia you ugly *** *****
danny: a little too thin
BrookeHogan: sit yo as down while the men talk
virginia: I’m sorry, this is the victor’s table.
virginia: Please excuse yourself. XOXO
BrookeHogan: dusty *** tramp
danny: man, i don’t see any men
BrookeHogan: you prob eat all the food at that table
virginia: Totally.
BrookeHogan: fat *** hoe
BrookeHogan: pimple *****
BrookeHogan: yo virginia let roy hit it man
BrookeHogan: he want it bad
virginia: Oh, you cut so deep.
Monteljordan: vel… come on… try harder, no class
virginia: I’m so wounded~
Monteljordan: medic
virginia: Oh, wait, no I’m not. Still won.
BrookeHogan: stop cutting
BrookeHogan: is this your first time winning?
BrookeHogan: you are so proud it is hilarious
virginia: No BB, but it’s great to watch you cry about it. <3
Monteljordan: its cool guys, he never won
danny: according to the mouseover, she has 55 more wins than you do
BrookeHogan: cause the ***** plays this all day
danny: is this where you claim this is a smurf account?
danny: and that your real account has like 2,000 wins?
BrookeHogan: sponsered by Cheetos
BrookeHogan: nope this is my main
BrookeHogan: i dont that much
Monteljordan: git gud kid
BrookeHogan: still understand more about the game then you
BrookeHogan: git gud kid
danny: okay cool
BrookeHogan: sounds good varus
Monteljordan: y we lose then?
danny: understand all the more you want
danny: i don’t care
BrookeHogan: roy
BrookeHogan: roy
danny: i’d rather just win with less understanding
virginia: Listen to your bro Varus. He’s a cool dude.
BrookeHogan: why are you talking
danny: all day long
danny: because you’re engaging me
BrookeHogan: virginia stfu jaba the gut
carnage2690: Saraka!!!
Monteljordan: thx (>^-^)^
BrookeHogan: big *** hoe
Silentbutdeadlies4: lol
virginia: Yep. Huge and fat.
virginia: That’s me.
BrookeHogan: looking like freddy krugger
danny: i love how your go-to insults are fat chick jokes
virginia: Absoultely.
BrookeHogan: roy
danny: i mean seriously, i haven’t had to use a word of profanity to make me feel like i’ve owned you all day
virginia: I mean, he clearly has never spoken to a woman in his life.
Monteljordan: no class
BrookeHogan: we know you want that pimply ***
BrookeHogan: get it man
BrookeHogan: go get it
danny: you rooting for me?
BrookeHogan: virginia let this ***** hit it
BrookeHogan: he needs his **** to get wet
danny: are you rooting for me?
Monteljordan: we can hurt your feelings with out badwords lol
virginia: BrookeHogan, how long is summer break for you? I’m sure high school starts again soon.
danny: cheering for me in the stands like i’m kobe bryant going up for a dunk?
danny: if that’s the case
BrookeHogan: i am in highschool?
BrookeHogan: how is that offensive
virginia: You must be.
BrookeHogan: you dumb *** hoe
danny: about as offensive as me not understanding as much of the game as you do
BrookeHogan: roy
BrookeHogan: why are you talking
danny: because you’re engaging me
virginia: BrookeHogan, you lost. Go home.
BrookeHogan: i am talking to fat albert over here
danny: i thought we’ve already established this
Monteljordan: vel.. y u here
BrookeHogan: ******* free willy
virginia: Although I’m totally saving this conversation for posterity, because this is gold.
danny: yeah, totally
BrookeHogan: toss this ***** a salmon
Monteljordan: im having too much fun
danny: i’m getting tired of the rehashed jokes and the recycled lines
Monteljordan: he mad
BrookeHogan: i can tell
Silentbutdeadlies4: o YA
BrookeHogan: i am loving this bro
carnage2690: lol this is funny to read why im still in chat haha
Silentbutdeadlies4: i can tell too
danny: montel’s cool with me too
BrookeHogan: you proud of an online friend?
BrookeHogan: damn
danny: all the time
Silentbutdeadlies4: this skype call is soooooooo heated
Monteljordan: roy you awesome
BrookeHogan: all you got is online ***** and friends
danny: i <3 creepy internet friends
virginia: You’re alright, Montel.
Monteljordan: u too virginia
BrookeHogan: your life is great
carnage2690: me and shake are on skype haha
Monteljordan: hahahahaha true
BrookeHogan: not you carnage
virginia: Well I already honored you both.
BrookeHogan: dumb ***
BrookeHogan: thank you
virginia: Just not crazy town over here.
BrookeHogan: i honored you for being the biggest ***** i have seen
virginia: Oh you thought I honored you? That’s so cute.
Silentbutdeadlies4: congrats
carnage2690: did you call me a dumb 3 star word?
virginia: I know you want female attention, but you should try harder. XOXO
BrookeHogan: i can smell the cheeto dust on your *** crack
Monteljordan: vel, ur drunk, go home
BrookeHogan: ***** i would show you a big mac and you would get wet
BrookeHogan: stfu
Monteljordan: y
Silentbutdeadlies4: cause ur daft
danny: ok, vel’s treasure chest of comebacks is getting a little tiring now
danny: i think i’m ready to jet
virginia: I know. He’s a bit boring now.
Monteljordan: awwww
BrookeHogan: get lost *****
danny: fat jokes, sexist jokes, blah, blah blah
virginia: Thanks for making my night for losing and being so butthurt! XOXO
Monteljordan: no class
BrookeHogan: virginia go make yourself another pizza you fat *** *****
danny: your sore losing makes me hard
virginia: And sorry you had a terrible team, Soraka and Varus.
virginia: You guys are great.
danny: i’m just sayin’
BrookeHogan: now one talking to your big ***
carnage2690: im add you guys haha
Friend Request +2
Honorable Opponent +3
This may become a regular segment on my brog, based on the attempt to give it an official name, and designation of number.
