A Maruchan plant in Chesterfield, Virginia reported seven employees testing positive for coronavirus.
If they were forced to destroy all product manufactured in the presence of these infected employees, Maruchan stands to lose $7.82.
Don’t get me wrong, few things are as guilty pleasure than instant ramen and their 9 billion grams of sodium per pack, and as a proponent of limiting waste, I don’t like to hear stories of so much food having to go to waste. But the joke is so obvious, it has to be made.