BHM query: Why the aversion to using turn signals?

After the first few queries, a tiny part of me kind of felt guilty, a little remorseful that I was making posts like these.  Slightly reluctant to buy into the popular notion that I’m not so much of a critical individual not afraid to speak about the taboo topic of racial stereotypes, but just a straight up racist (which I vehemently deny, since that would mean I hate 100% of a particular demographic which is genuinely false).

But all that guilt was quickly washed away this morning, when my leisurely drive into work today was soured by an impatient, militant pitbull of a black woman who decided to lay down on the horn of her car because I couldn’t read minds.  Which brings me to the latest query in honor of Black History Month:

What in history led to the modern day aversion that black people have with utilizing turn signals?

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BHM query: Using the mailbox from inside the car

This morning, I had a close call, when a black female cop almost rear-ended me for going the posted 25 mph speed limit on a road that she typically monitors like a Nazi.  Because, she was trying to multitask and was on her in-car computer (yeah, she was that close that I could tell what she was doing), probably running my plates looking for an excuse to pull me over since I was obviously obliging to the speed limit.  And then she almost rear-ended me again when I actually came to a complete stop at the posted stop sign.  My annoyance in the world rose again to where I remembered I was doing something this month.

What historic events led to African-Americans insisting on retrieving mail from their mailbox from within their cars?

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Sweet merciful lord it’s finally fucking done

Literally ten full hours after arriving to the shop, my car was finished.  The shop obviously knew I was salivating at the opportunity to rip some new ass holes to anyone who honestly thought I was going to pay the full cost of the repairs, and provided almost zero resistance to when I explained to them in a cold, anger-filled tone, that I was not happy with the way things went.  Unlike many people who drop their cars off, have a family member or close friend pick them up, do their merry little shit, and then returned when beckoned, this is a luxury that I do not have.  Why I should be penalized for lackadaisical work, and literally my entire functional day wasted was not an option I was going to accept.

7:25 a.m. – Arrival, explanation of problem (bearings or CV axle/joint/boot)
9:20 a.m. – Car actually goes in
1:15 p.m. – I inquire to find out that my rotors have been machined despite them not likely being the problem
1:43 p.m. – Problem found (bearings, like I suspected)
5:25 p.m. – Car fixed

Ten hours.  They offered me $70 off of what would have been roughly close to $600 with the taxes and egregious labor factored in.  I insisted on an even $100.  I may be pissed, and actually want the service done completely gratis, but I’m also not illogical, and I know these people need to pay bills too.  So in the end, it’s $400+ but at least the horrendous grinding sound is gone (for now).  I won’t stop clenching my anoos for at least seven days, since with the Lemon, there’s always the propensity that a follow-up problem must occur.

Regardless, my weekend’s been a wash.  Sundays don’t count to me, and my Saturday has thoroughly been ruined.  Instead of going to karaoke tonight, since my financial rectum is bleeding, I think I’m going to stay home and watch some fucking Caribbean baseball instead.

Warning, this is a post of pure anger

It’s the wheel bearing.  Like I said I thought it was.  Why it required SIX GOD DAMN FUCKING HOURS to diagnose is completely beyond me.  Unfortunately, it’s both wheel bearings.  Including the one I had replaced back 8-9 months ago.  Total estimated cost:  $495 plus whatever tax.  Considering the MSRP of the bearings alone is around $70-90 depending on whom you ask, I’m getting raped up the ass in labor costs, because the estimated time is three hours.  THREE FUCKING MORE HOURS i’ve been here since seven fucking thirty this morning fuck i’m so mad i’m dizzy right now.

Dear god why

It’s inevitable that no matter what car repairs I’ll ever have to get done in my life, I’m going to have to bend over and take it up the ass financially.  But why dear god why, do I have to always suffer in the time department too?  I’ve been here since 7:25 a.m. and this fucking place still has no idea what is wrong with my car.  I told them I suspected bad wheel bearing, and if not that, something wrong with the CV joint, axle, or boots.  Instead, they’re toiling around with my rotors for some god forsaken fucking reason.

At this point, I’m resigned to going with dealership repair in the future, just because I’d probably not have to deal with this uneducated bullshit, if not for the fact that the closest Mazda dealership to where I live is almost 35 miles away.  One more reason why where I live absolutely sucks.

BHM query: Why the need to back into parking spaces?

The name of the game is reverse psychology.  The lemon’s in the shop again, but at least it’s for reasons I knew existed, and knew were coming.  But it doesn’t change the fact that I had to wake up at ass o’clock in order to be the first person at the shop, only for them to wait about two hours to even take my car for a shakedown.  Needless to say, with my entire morning more or less wasted, with it about to encroach into my afternoon, here’s temping fate.  I’m sitting at the adjacent Starbucks, tired of reading, and settling into a writing mentality.  It will be during this time that the shop will call me to update me on my car.  With that in mind…

What historical events led to the disposition of the overwhelming majority of African-Americans preferring to back into parking spaces?

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BHM query: Why is there a fascination with big rims?

We’ve all seen them.  Wheels so wide, often chrome, often the cleanest aspect of the car themselves, and on cars that are 100% of the time driven by African-Americans.  And as prompted by Sir Charles Barkley himself, imploring young black athletes to stop wasting their money on rims, I must ask:

What historic events led to the modern disposition in African-Americans today that associate big rims with success, credibility, and status?

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